Hear me out. I think Christian Bale's Batman stands a chance.

[OfficiallyIta]

I think Christian Bale's batman stands a chance against Reimu and Marisa. BUT, with rules.

1. Marisa and Reimu can't use magic, limiting them to hand to hand combat (and I guess they can also use their weapons like Marisa's broom)

2. Batman can't use his gadgets so he's limited to hand to hand as well.

 

The batman I'm question is Christian Bale's Batman.

[SasaMisa]

Come on... I think you're being a tad unfair here! Without their magical abilities, Reimu & Marisa are merely teenage girls. At least make it Batman versus Meiling, someone who can actually fight extremely well hand to hand. (^o^)

Edited June 27, 2022 by SasaMisa
Adding some text.

[CountVonNumenor]

1 hour ago, SasaMisa said:

Come on... I think you're being a tad unfair here! Without their magical abilities, Reimu & Marisa are merely teenage girls. At least make it Batman versus Meiling, someone who can actually fight extremely well hand to hand. (^o^)

Huh, it would actually be fun to see Meiling how her martial arts prowess for once, and not be just for the sake of a "don't bring a knife in a gun fight" joke (still looking at you, Memories of Phantasm Episode 2/3)

[SasaMisa]

Indeed! Despite not being a big Touhou fan per se, even my mate Chris likes Meiling a lot. He sat through all of "Burning Meiling", you know, and keeps asking if the last episode will ever get made. Got him a big image of her printed out on a foamboard one Christmas in a martial arts pose on account of it (he is engaging in Combat Jujitsu now himself as it happens), although I'm not sure his wife entirely approves of it. Heh, she prefers fairies truth be told - I gave her some merch featuring Cirno, Dai, Lilly, Sunny, Luna & Star instead. (^_~)

Edited June 27, 2022 by SasaMisa
Word substitution.