Fake Touhou ESoD movie copypasta shitpost

[TheM3ds]

>A mysterious mist covers all of Gensokyo, much of the dismay of the local shrine maiden.

>*Camera pans to the sky, then to the hakurei shrine.*

>*marisa swoops in* Reimu, there's red mist covering the sky!

>Reimu, Voiced by Crinstina Vee Valenzuela : Hmm, looks like today it will be cloudy with a chance of bullets.

>This summer

>*Turning Japanese by the Vapors plays*

>Reimu: So how do we get rid of this mist?

>Marisa Replies: By finding the one who caused it, duh!

>Join Reimu and Marisa as they venture to save Gensokyo form the Scarlet Devil Mansion crew.

> Cirno: I'll cryo-freeze you with some English beef!

>With a colorful personality to boot

>Reimu: So you're the behind this incident.

>Remilia speaking broken English: I'mA Sorry, I dontu speaka japaneseu

>Can both girls solve this incident before it's too late?

>Find out in the upcoming premiere of: Touhou: Red Mist!

>Coming this summer

 

I'm sorry.

 

 

 

 

 

[Yumetou]

As a man who turned a 90s chain letter into a Fumo copypasta, this is art.

[Mr.Kitsune]

Just wait until they add a ''i guess the real red mist were the friends we made along the way'' in the end of the movie.

[ReisenFanatic17]

yeah and then there's a short film about flandre scarlet!!!

i've been watching too much movies recently.