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the epic randomness of reimu, marisa and mathilda (random stuff i thought of)


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reimu (in red) : ooooh mathilda... i wish you could have come here sooner...

uhh... you do realize that if i were to come here sooner, i would be DEAD? like, it's a good thing that video games exist. am i right, yukari...?

yukari (in blue) : ... yeah...

ANYWAYS, let's go to the scarlet devil mansion !! i've always wanted to go there...

 

some time later..

patchy (in purple) welcome to the scarlet devil library. ask koakuma for help. there is a spell room right over there. enjoy your stay!

*mathilda picks up a seemingly dusty manga* oh... that's just eroguro... *she finds a spell book* *ooooh she's having an idea!*

koakuma!

koa (in black) yes, mathilda?

i want to try something in the spell room but i need somebody. is it ok if you come with me?

of course mathilda !

*some time later 2 : electric patiencaloo*

alright, so you do it with a magic staff...

hold on, let me try something...

[MOM'S SPAGHETTI!]

*koakuma transforms into a 3D gif of spaghetti spinning while lose yourself but every line is replaced by mom's spaghetti plays*

oh no...

PATCHOULI !

what's wro- OH GOD NO.

 

the rest will be posted when i want it to.

mom's spaghetti.mp3.torrent

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what happened?

i improvised something and then POOF ! she turned into spaghetti.

hold on. i know how to bring her back.

[WIZARDISH DEMON RECOVERY PROCESS IMMEDIATELY]

*poof*

well that was something. anyways which one do you think is better, a sleep spell or a comfort spell?

comfort. i don't like the sensation of losing control and...

 

 

there we go, i finished a little story :3

now, what would you want me to write something about?

you know the rules : mathilda is mandatory and no explicit content !

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ok i have a really cool idea now

(marisa is in orange and chimata in some weird color)

*reimu, marisa and mathilda walking around the youkai mountain*

say, where does chimata's rainbowy stuff come from?

i don't know. but maybe...

maybe we can spy on her to gather information on her rainbows?

are you kidding me?

that sounds like an awesome idea! come on marisa, let's spy on chimata!

yeah, ze~ (mmm... rainbows...)

 

*the let's spy on chimata! song plays*

let's spy on chimataaaaa~

to see where all those rainbows actually come fro-om!

let's spy on chimataaaaa~

then we'll know how to summon them! ZE~

*lyrics lyrics lyrics*

 

(all of them) LET'S SPY ON CHIMATA!

huh? who's there ?!

*mimicking something*

oh. there's nobody. (jeez, i should stop stressing so much...)

...

well then IT'S TIME FOR THE RAINBOW-POWER-REFUELING!

*chimata weirdly chomps on some fun dip(tm)*

ew...

well now we know: it was all fun dip(tm).

that was horribly anticlimatic :(

let's just go back to the shrine...

*suddenly, as they step on the snow...

they trip and fall!

oh no it's turning into a snowball!!

OH GOD IT'S GETTING BIGGER!!

IT'S APPROACHING THE FOREST OF MAGIC AAA-*

*spoof*

thankfully they managed to magically teleport to the hakurei shrine without snow debris out of pure luck.

 

phew, what a weird day that was...

yeah, i know right? like chimata refuels her magic through fun dip(tm)? that's unbelievable.

well, i guess it's time for the...

HOMIE NIGHT WITH DA GALS!

 

and then they tripped on lollipops and played epic music on loop.

aunn didn't really like that.

 

*ALL YOUR BASE

ARE BELONG TO US*

aunn: *worried noises*

 

Edited by ReisenFanatic17
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what about misumaru? where does HER rainbowy stuff comes from?

oh boy, here we go again...

*let's ask misumaru!*

...i changed my mind.

 

misumaru: well it comes from my orb and my accessories!

look!

*misumaru refuels her power!*

it's actually made out of positive energy!

wowie!!!

...that's weird, for some reason i'm feeling... good.

well, i bet you didn't know this but i can distribute my energy to others!!

i guess that's good... *laughs*

and then they felt overwhelmed by happiness (which isn't a bad thing :D) and got to the forest of magic

 

ahh... that was fun.

you name it!

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Wack. I feel like I've just been shot through the stratosphere. Least I now know where the Rainbows come from. Thanks Chimata.

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  • 2 weeks later...

AND NOW...

THE EPISODE YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR...

THE MAID EPISODE!!!!!

hey let's play truth o-

DARE!!!

alriiight. i dare you to...

be my maid.

reimu what the heck?! are you sure she'll b-

don't worry marisa! i'm sure it's gonna be awesome.

 

*sum teim leytarr*

so... what should i do first? miss hakurei?

well, i dunno. do maids play with animals normally?

...i see where this is going...

great! then go play with aunn. i'm sure she wanted a caretaker since god knows how long.

*30 minutes later*

*huff puff* aunn surely is a great guardian! so, should i do something else or should i rest a bit?

a bit? are you kidding me? your shift's over!

 

*the next day*

well that was EXTREMELY anticlimatic.

so what did we learn?

we learned that

*they all shout* REIMU DOESN'T NEED A MAID!!

 

 

the end. except tsp-themed episodes soon.

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