Eastern Judgement
Court is now in session, it's time for a lesson
For sinners who've not died, and yet will be tried
For the misdeeds they've done, those spared will be none
Before Eiki Shiki you stand
We start with the maiden, who's God she's forsaken
Killing yokai without reason like wild game in season
Your lack of compassion is a call for my action
To Hell you shall go without dispute
Then there's the witch, in stolen goods rich
Who lies without remorse with a tongue very course
Your behavior disgusts me, so in good reason I see
To Hell you shall go without dispute
The vampire's maid, who's humanity did fade
You treat your kin cold with those knives you dare hold
To your kind you're a traitor, but I'll tend to that later
Over the Sanzu you shall not cross
The gardening half-ghost serving a gluttonous host
Out of your realm you wander, stirring trouble far yonder
You shall be tried like all rest, this is the end of your quest
To Hell you shall go without dispute
Next is the lunatic whose actions make me sick
Leaving your comrades to perish, only your life was cherished
But that doesn't matter here where you heart is made clear
To Hell you shall go without dispute
Who is this fairy that seems so unwary?
Thinking you're strong, your body won't last long
But my judgement is clouded and your fate seems shrouded
To Heaven or Hell you may go...
One third of a trio whose frustration grows
You've no reason to exist, and your tunes won't assist
Your creator is gone, so upon you it should dawn
You shall soon disappear without a trace
Then there's the night sparrow, with a song as sharp an arrow
You sing so carefree, creating chaos you can't see
You're a risk to all around, and in my judgement I've found
To Hell you shall go without dispute
Ugh, another lunatic rabbit with a nasty little habit
So many people you deceive, your bloody death will relieve
Those you scam and swindle, my patience with you dwindles
To Hell you shall go without dispute
Now the tengu reporter, who's honesty grows shorter
With every story you write, setting more incidents alight
Though it's not your intent, for your sins you'll repent
To Hell you shall go without dispute
The flower yokai of age, it's time to turn the page
Living through all these years while causing great fear
You defy nature's will, I think you've had your fill
To Hell you shall go without dispute
You, the poisonous doll who makes my skin crawl
With venomous aggression and an outcast confession
For those humans you hate have sealed your grim fate
Over the Sanzu you shall not cross
My very own assistant with laziness persistent
Who lollygags and plays despite work for days
Making excuses for faults, this behavior I must halt
Punishment you shall receive without dispute
The court is adjourned and I hope you all have learned
Of what's tainting your soul and recovery from this toll
Judgement day will arrive, so towards good you should strive
For you will stand before Eiki Shiki again...