Making fun of Touhou characters

[CountVonNumenor]

LLS has a theme named "Alice Maestra", but Alice isn't there. Curious.

Speaking of Alice themes and PC-98. I am afraid to search up the name of the Stage 3 theme from Mystic Square (and Alice's debut) in order not to get on the FBI watchlist. Song is good though.

 

[CountVonNumenor]

Alright, new rule. No longer limited to your number 1 Touhou character, you can now expand it to the rest of your top 10.
Again, I am here to stat it:

2. Eiki Shiki, Yamaxanadu
3. Renko Usami
4. Maribel Hearn
5. Youmu Konpaku
6. Yuuka Kazami
7. Mayumi Joutouguu
8. Raiko Horikawa
9. Tenkyuu Chimata
10 Utsuho Reiuji

 

[Shionne Imeris]

Yuuka - 

Utsuho - why is my microwave malfunctioning

Chimata - View attachment 2737

That's a pretty way to call a stealing and makes sense considering how polite you are but we already got one professional thief called Marisa, sorry buddy no place for two in gensokyo


gotta pick one for now and that would be Seiga Kaku

 

[Ka Takane]

Seiga - Why does your name sound like that certain Japanese company. Your hair is even the same color as their mascot!

Chimata - You look like an NFT lol

Yuuka - Meh, I liked you better in the PC-98 games

Flandre: Leche flan in canon, and leche ka in fanon.

Eiki: You are a war criminal

Utsuho: You're so dumb you don't even appear in Satori's manga

My other favorite characters (in no particular order) are Takane (duh), Rika, Rikako, Yumemi, Mai (PC-98), Satori, Koishi, Junko, and Daiyousei

 

[CountVonNumenor]

Yuuka - 

Yeah, this is a very good description of not just fanon Yuuka, but also fanon Tenshi (before getting turned into Shion's girlfriend by fans). Not sure about Iku though. What is usually the fanon surrounding her besides being lazy/living in a messy home? Also that Tenshi and the way she was turned into a car reminds me of an old slightly cursed, but also extremely funny shitpost animation (?) seen long ago about two guys using each other as a car or something and I think competing against an actual car. 

Chimata - You look like an NFT lol

You remind me of this. Looks like Chimata either did not understand what an NFT is, or she utterly despises them

Spoiler

Artist is naufaldreamer https://twitter.com/naufaldreamer/status/1544721171064635392/photo/1

Yuuka - Meh, I liked you better in the PC-98 games

If you want hardcore/edgy Yuuka, look no further than her Seihou version. That image gives you strong "I need help..." vibe

Eiki: You are a war criminal

How did you know I have one war song from each former Yugoslav nation? But yeah, I find very interesting the whole theme and symbolism behind the release of PoFV, the idea of every 60 year cycle (which conveniently coincided with the 60th commemoration of the end of the war and start of the tribunals, as well as being not long after the big tsunami that took so many lives in the Indian Oceana area)

 

[Gou the frog]

Reimu

Other than the fact that most of her donations her sake, my allowance is higher than her. A high school student one that is. Oh, and the new outfit in WbaWc looks some mammal had a nice time sleeping with.

Alice Margatroid

Oh dear, haven't seen you before you're a that witch marisa right? Oh nevermind cause you "spend most of your time alone" on the banished realm of forgotten character.

Eiki Shiki, Yamaxanadu

I thought the Yama would be big and intimidating but what we got was rather underwhelming. Also what is with that scarecrow like stance? 

And I ran out of fuel, feel free to roast Hina.