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Making fun of Touhou characters

CountVonNumenor

CountVonNumenor

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I am honestly looking for something to make things a little bit more relaxed, and raise morale after some recent problems. So, over a month ago I saw on r/touhou the post that inspired me start this one here. The idea is simple:

  • one person stars by writing the name of their favorite character
  • the next person tries to make fun of that character is the limits of common sense - one can make use of how ridiculous things related to that character can be in either canon or fanon
  • once the "roast" (I think we can call it as such) is done, that person can add their own favorite 2hu
  • repeat

One can answer to as many posts as they wish, and I honestly encourage as much discussion as possible. Let's keep this light-hearted, and make a fun thread. For anyone wanting to see the original thread ad how it worked, here's a link to it https://www.reddit.com/r/touhou/comments/ur3fiz/comment/i900zra/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

To make things easier, I will go first:

Hieda no Akyuu
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CountVonNumenor said:
I am honestly looking for something to make things a little bit more relaxed, and raise morale after some recent problems. So, over a month ago I saw on r/touhou the post that inspired me start this one here. The idea is simple:

  • one person stars by writing the name of their favorite character
  • the next person tries to make fun of that character is the limits of common sense - one can make use of how ridiculous things related to that character can be in either canon or fanon
  • once the "roast" (I think we can call it as such) is done, that person can add their own favorite 2hu
  • repeat

One can answer to as many posts as they wish, and I honestly encourage as much discussion as possible. Let's keep this light-hearted, and make a fun thread. For anyone wanting to see the original thread ad how it worked, here's a link to it https://www.reddit.com/r/touhou/comments/ur3fiz/comment/i900zra/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

To make things easier, I will go first:
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Oh this sounds like fun!

Whenever Akyuu is mentioned, I sometimes think 'who is that again?' I also heard that she likes to abuse yukkuris, so I'd rather stay away from this psycho.

Parsee Mizuhashi is my favourite!

 
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Darksymphony777 said:
she spends too much time using hardcovers as a mattress
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Oh, I think you also had to mention your character once you made the joke on the previous one. 

Also, just to make it clear: the chain dos not restrict you to only answering to the previous character mentioned if you sish so. As I don't really expect a lot of people in here, even at reply 30+ for example you could come back and make a joke about Akyuu if you haven't done so. 

 
Okay, I'll take a double bite at the cherry to keep things moving along here. (=^_^=)

Parsee - Totally jealous of how blue Cirno is.

Nitori - Worst turtle costume ever!

Suika Ibuki

ETA: Funny story about Akyuu as well... I have a poster on my living room door with her, Yukari, Reimu, Marisa & Suika on it. For the longest time, I thought it was Shinmyoumaru because of how petite and young looking she's drawn, compared to how different she looked in Hack and Slash. (^_^;)

 
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Darksymphony777 said:
kogasa tatara
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I am feeling quite sorry for her - she is a blacksmith making the Persuasion Needles for Reimu, but still ends up victim of them. Attacked wit your own guns. 

Isaac said:
Parsee Mizuhashi
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Is there anything going for her in both canon and fanon besides constantly being jealous of anything that moves?

Isaac said:
Whenever Akyuu is mentioned, I sometimes think 'who is that again?' I also heard that she likes to abuse yukkuris, so I'd rather stay away from this psycho.
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Speaking of Akyuu. The reply I got in the original thread about her was the following: "I think she has a fetish for footnotes" (I had quite a bit of fun imagining that one though; unironically funny knowing how many footnotes she likes adding per each article/chapter in the encyclopedias). We also don't talk about yukkuri personalities 

 
CountVonNumenor said:
To make things easier, I will go first:

Hieda no Akyuu
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Akyuu was it? Wasn't she the old grandma of the Hieda family that looks younger everytime a new incident happens. Not to mention, She really lives up to her name the "Child of Miare." Her untouched music score is popular but fans doesn't really want to touch it, remixes? not a soul would be aware of it.

Isaac said:
Parsee Mizuhashi
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On every Valentine days, the jealously only grows bigger but what's that? She doesn't really have a face outside of that bridge.

Ka Takane said:
Nitori Kawashiro
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You know I was starting to think she is a fish rather than a turtle 'cause you see japanese fish can be a legend after crossing a river meanwhile japanese turtles have holes on their head.

SasaMisa said:
Suika Ibuki
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Flat chest, Flat chest, Tiny Flat chest! All right, who needs friends when you have alcohol as you disappear with the mist.

Darksymphony777 said:
kogasa tatara
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I don't see how a lady was abandoned. Maybe she smith her original stories but a lot of lads are quite bored by her.

Hoshiguma Yuugi (You will not take Meiling)
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Some extra materia people could use for the slander. It does not contain the manga-only and CD characters, lacks PC-98 and Unconnected Marketeers, but I think it works as a joke. Dude made fun of absolutely everyone, and turned it from "stereotypes about the fans of X character" into "making fun of X character".




 
Gou the frog said:
Hoshiguma Yuugi (You will not take Meiling)
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Why even take Meiling? Let's be real, the only jokes anyone has to make about Meiling are so overdone they're not even worth the time anymore. Wait, was that an accidental roast in and of itself?

Suika has two horns. Kasen also has two horns  I mean what? Kasen totally isn't an oni. Yuugi only has one horn. Therefore, she is clearly the most inferior oni.

Alright, then - Reimu Hakurei. Go ahead. See if you can actually say something original to poke fun at her, something that I haven't already seen a billion times. I dare you.

 
I saw that one months ago, apparently doremy is the only safe one. I also have an extra flair though 




 
53 minutes ago, Gou the frog said:

I saw that one months ago, apparently doremy is the only safe one. I also have an extra flair though 

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Oh, OVJM content. Good reminder for me to add something in the comment from the thread related to his analysis. 

 
Heh, more like "smooth flat chest", Gou, because that is what "tsuru pettan" literally means. Always brings a smile to my face when Suika appears out the mist in SWR too, you know. (^u^)

That Parsee roast in the first video though... poor Isaac! Damn, the second set of videos (only watched the first one so far) is also some crazy sh*t. (^_~)

 
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Kogasa - Umbrellas suck especially in strong winds, raincoats are better

Suika - Your name is literally bitch in Russian

Parsee - I think she would do fine in the communist party for her jealousy

Yuugi - Lol stuck in the underground unlike Suika

Reimu - Marisa has more original boss themes than you (5 for Reimu, 7 for Marisa. I count Dream Battle and Master Spark from IN as original as well instead of remixes of LLS)

 
Reimu - You cannot convince me she isn't a zombie in Touhou 10, why is her skin so yellow? Maybe the Hakurei God revived her for MoF.
Speaking of the Hakurei God, Reimu, you should be more interested in said God, maybe that's why you're poor xd

As for me, my fav is Alice Margatroid!

 
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