Touhou memes

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Deer creatures of thy locations.
Mays't your highnesses seem to ignore but to notice that on Moriya Shrine, there isn't locations for publication and observing locations for MEMES?
Now, I speak for the general joy of the whole table.
That this nonsense shall be ended here and now!
So, let's all enjoy a cup full o' memes before some good night rest shall we not?

(You can post non-touhou memes here too, but they must be worthy of such privilege via been best of best)

 

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"Only those who feel B-hop in their blood will be able to become as skillful at wind magic as Sanae"

 

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"Thanks for the suggestion Reimu Hakurei, but I don't think the public will approve it"

 

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"Literally my friend who insists that a bad energy drink is the one which doesn't give you a heart attack on the first sip"

 

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"Bearing it together"

 

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"How it feels to first time play Touhou 11"

 

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"Cirno should file a complain at this point"

 

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"Main antagonist of all Youkai is the Aya due to who their asses getting beaten due to her newspaper which calls them main contributors to incidents"

 

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"Checks out for me"

 

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"The only correct answer when someone wants you to draw something for them"

 

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Rough translation
"Damn, we are lost"
"Don't be afraid! For those situations I always keep Gohei around."
"Whaaat? How the hell are you gonna use it in this situation?"
"Just watch, I'll place it on the ground, and it will show in what direction we should go"
"Are you kidding me?"
*Gohei wobbles*
*poink*
*Gohei starts to search it's pockets 0_o*
*gets a phone out*
*Looks on the Gensokyo maps their location* (Probably Kappa tech)
*Gohei shows Reimu the phone*
"Hm hm"
"We'll go there"
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"

 

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"Your majesty! They hit the second part of the community by announcing second Touhou Luna Nights!"

 

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"Sakuya! Mays't not we shall have another cup o' tea?"

 

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"Driving while under the effect of magical mushroom drugs isn't illegal in Gensokyo!!1"

 

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"Cat Youkai in the Touhou is the funniest characters"

 

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"So true"

 

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"Nazrin memes is the foundation of cheese related cults"

 

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"It's not surprising for them to be in Ultrakill considering how often they go down to hell in Touhou games"

 

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"Poor rabbit"

 

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"Literally me trying to search for Yuuka pictures on google and seen the entire page been some blue haired weirdos"