hmmm
what if mathilda was in tsp?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
main ending :
BOOOORING
BOOM :
at least he was nice to me 
dream sequence :
i hate the fact that this is the most logical ending
escape pod (the secret, not the museum) :
i wanted to escape but eventually, the end is never the end.
you die :
well that was unexpected.
welcome to heaven :
BOOOORING 2 : electric boogaloo
girlfriend :
r/im14andthisisdeep
real person :
"your choices are meaningless"
bye bye :
oops
bye bye (do it! do it!) :
meanie >
make mr.narrator feel bad by jumping off the stairs :
i actually don't like this...
tsp but better :
HA HA YES!!!!
tsp but better (baby game completed) :
well then im going to kms
tsp but better (locked in the portal room) :
DO NOT QUESTION MY ANTICS
no : too short. 2/10.
are you sick of this gag yet? (yes) :
there once was a man named stanley which people considered so manly...
are you sick of this gag yet? (no) :
blablablabla
serious ending :
NO SERVER CHEATS ALLOWED. except bark.
WHAT :
bah babah bah bah bah baaaaaaaah
SECRETS ROOM 2014!!!! :
it's sad that barely any people know about this. it's the best secret ending ever (+ epic royalty free music)
ultra deluxe time 
C'est là dans la Mémory Zone :
y can't i play tsp demo? i want funny dance room...
OMG OMG!!!! :
jim
OMG OMG!!!! (post-epilogue) : sorry mr.narrator
OMG OMG!!!! (hole) :
what's the song that goes "duh la lah brbrbr. duh la lah brbrbr. duh la lah brbrbr." from the infinite hole?
greetings my name is
stanley mathilda :
yes. just yes.
you did it :
GREAT JOB YOU MADE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE MIND CONTROL FACILITY
WHAT A TWIST!! :
"now i'm sad. look at what you've done this is all your fault."
dun dun dun dun dun, DUN :
everything is a bucket.
IMMORTALITY :
"the revenge of the birthday cake"
tsp but better :
MORE BALLS!!
bucket
main ending :
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOM :
well i guess that's better than the other option.
dream sequence :
oh no i forgot my bucket at home!
escape pod (the secret, not the museum) :
such a heartwarming moment *after the ending* AND DON'T YOU LOSE IT THIS TIME !
you die :
it is man who should kneel before bucket.
girlfriend :
you love me mathilda, right ?
real person :
MAY EARTH REIGN SUPREME
bye bye :
bucket forever
are you sick of this gag yet? :
the true ending
greetings my name is
stanley mathilda :
*sniff* WHY BUCKET WHYYYYYYYYYYY
you did it :
i can't take it anymore... how are we even getting food down there?
WHAT A TWIST!! :
gamborra'ta...
it took me a day to do this
