EIENTEI is Dead

[Gou the frog]

Eintei: *Singing about being alive*, "It is good day to be not dead!".

Inactivity and boredom: *PAW* "You're dead".

Eintei: "I'M DEAD!"

Dozy: "hehehelolololol"

[Konga Von dances in], Von:  "OH! The Eintei is DED!"

Eintei: "Yes" (Mokou homecooking) I'm dead!

Von: "WHY is the Eintei Dead?"

Non Traction: "I dunno"

Eintei: "I think it was"

(Both): "SHH, You're dead." [No roleplay for ya >:) ]

Eintei: "ok" *proceeds to break the law of physics*

(Some gap wannabe barges in)

Maribel: "What's up, you yokais?"  "Who's up for a... AH!  What the bloody hell just happened ?!"

inert & Akyuu: "The Eintei is dead!"

Gap wannabe: "The Eintei is dead!"                    

                                                                                             [The Eintei is dead!]                         

                                                                      [A. I think it's alive]            [B. Pen Pinapple Apple Pen]

                                                                    [C. The Eintei is dead.]            [F. Bird Brain is flat]

Count: "Correct!"

wannabe: *Cheerful smoil*

Von: "S0, did you see the reason ?"

wan & ton: "No, Sorry mate."

Numenor: "I will find it, I will discuss it, it won't be left unarchived again!"

Marisabel: "Ah well, that's nice." *Claps*

Stagnant: "I am DAMM proud right now." (not) *applauds*

jssf1992: "ATTEEEEEEEEEEEENTION! The Eintei is dead!" (Inactive)

Von: "We know!"

jssf1992: "What caused it?" (to visitors)

Von: "We don't know."

jssf1992: "I will find clues!" (Rp interested people) *Tries to Host D&D campaign online*   

"What's that ? A COAPLANT ?!" "That thing is why the Eintei (Download) is DEAD!" 

Sanin of the shrine: "The Eintei (Download) is dead ?!"

jssf1992: "YES, SHE DIED!"

Denizens and Guests:  *Gasps loudly*  (OHMYGOSFHFJRAJGD)

(Far away): "Incoming ! Raus, raus! Move now!"

Cejic: *Kiss* (Reviving & Retrieving old Rp profiles)

Eintei in 2018-2020: "HOHOHO HA- *oof*

Cejic: "In my old but gold opinion, That EINTEI (Forum) IS DEAD!"

Maribel but bald: "Mod, what happened?"

Mod: "My God Modding opinion ?" *Slams Desk* "The Eintei was out of service !"

Maribel on a Fluffy steed: "oh goodness" *panic with teamwork*

Cejic: "I don't think it's anything to worry about."

Wannabe Yukari: "Well, now what ?"

Some wanker on 4chan: "clipidy clop motherd-ker"

Everyone in the shrine: "OH come on...."

Reddit, Twitter, Trolls: "Lookathis The Freaking Eintei (Moriya Shrine) is dead!  How do you like that?"   "Ahm...

one and all: "Yes, yes, Mate"

RTT-Chan: "yeah?"

Shrine Community: "TOUCH GRASS."

*8 kun drives in* 4 chan: "AH COME ON! pfffff freakingunbelieveablenoseriouslyyouallsuck."   "Ahh- *crashes into backlash*

VBon clay: "OK." "Let's get back to the point."

Eintei: "I think Eintei is dead."

All excluding Eintei: "THE EINTEI IS DEAD ?!??!"

Cejic: "Mate, I'll take a break!" *Leaves*

Eintei: "OH, Seriously ?! Who killed Eintei ?!" (Downloads) 

*Drinks and chugs beer* ZUN: "I was ME!"

Everyone: "OOF"

Jun'ya: "YES! "*Chugs another beer* "I did it like this: *loads complaints* BOOM! "  [Rip Downloads]

Ota: "WOOP DEE DOO" *Chugs yet another beer* "That's a warning, lads."

All: *stock laugh* (OLOLOLOLOLO)

Drunken Master: *Sips gallon of beer* *BURP*  "It was ... on- .. *Burp* RUW !"  [WHAT A TWIST!]

Sober Liver: "How did you do?"

tipsy man: "I didn't." *BURP* "That was another warning too." *Drank so much beer and went to the Scrumpy Factory*

Boredom and out of service: *evil chuckle*, "Japanese chad under the influence of beer: I'm drunk."

DMCA: >:}- *EVIL LAUGH* "That's right! It was me!"

Guests visiting the shrine: "You MONSTER!"

Moriya Shrine: "BUT WHYYYYY ?"  

Complaints: "Coz you're FREE, Gal And another thing, you're ugly"

*They both argue*

Von and some unusual enthusiast:                                                          (IT's Tradition)

Moriya?!:    Hakurei 

Hakurei?!!: "AH DAMNIT HAKUREI FRICK OFF! You're (visitors) dead." 

Moriya!??!: "NO U" *PAW* "haha! You are DEAD, Not big surprise."

CountVonnumenor: "Well, that was enticing." "Off to make more forums. Watch and learn- *visits relatives on the second days after Easter*

Eintei: "I am alive! (not) is nice." (Noooo) .... .... "Yes, this is stupid." (Really is) 

Insert heavy is dead jokes here

Right here!

Heavy is Dead - YouTube

 

[Darksymphony777]

All right now the heavy is dead

Yuyuko: I am dead......for 10 minutes zzzzzzzz

 

[Gou the frog]

All right now the heavy is dead

Yuyuko: I am dead......for 10 minutes zzzzzzzz

[That is very cheeky of you to do heavy like that]

Spoiler

I'm surprised the big ones haven't come yet. 

 

[Darksymphony777]

Yuyuko makes the best heavy

 

[Tayaya]

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BUNBUNMARU NEWS: EIENTEI IS DEAD

According to officials at the scene Eientei has been dead for about a year now, with the only content on it now being about how it is dead. This is a tragic loss of one of the most beloved forums and we send our regards to everyone affected in these trying times.

NEXT ON THE BUNBUNMARU NEWS: IS KETCHUP A SMOOTHIE? AND OTHER LIFE ALTERING QUESTIONS:

We may never know since Eientei is too dead to keep this skit alive.

 

[Gou the frog]

NEXT ON THE BUNBUNMARU NEWS: IS KETCHUP A SMOOTHIE? AND OTHER LIFE ALTERING QUESTIONS:

Is Gou gonna make art for this section? Maybe!

 

[Darksymphony777]

We must keep this alive (proceeds to give defibrillate a sleeping kaguya)

 

[Gou the frog]

We must keep this alive (proceeds to give defibrillate a sleeping kaguya)

Dark, Pills here! 

 

[Darksymphony777]

Dark, Pills here! 

thank you Gou

 

[Gou the frog]

Eientei is Dead

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Find out how it dies! spoiler : inactivity kills it. But you probably weren't spoiled since it happens at the beginning of this post, what happens next is what's important ayeayeayeaye.