Motaromc
Onshi
Hehehe, I didn't expect recognition for my acts, still, that's very refreshing to read, especially the part where you think I'm some sort of super reliable guy who would go through hell just to fetch you a lunch or somethinglso I have to say, Mortar-o'-mc... what a priority list you have :O So much commitment to help me out, it's greatly appreciated. Perhaps it's a bit too one-sided, I'm worrying? It practically feels like you're venturing through the perilous lands of Gensokyo, fighting face-to-face with bloodthirsty youkai, and surviving off nothing but scraps for weeks straight- just to lend me a hand! How very noble of you! ...Meanwhile I'm here sitting comfy in my seat, having read about your outstanding dedication, contemplating whether I should give a quick reply or head to my even-comfier bed and sleep it off, drift into some dream world where I face not even a single worry coming close in magnitude of whatever daily struggles you must be suffering with...
In fact, my ally, it's YOU, with your boundless charisma, who can motivate people to show their best sides.
For example, when my tasks pile one upon another during work, it's you who gives me the courage to not give up, the image of you, my ally, sitting on your comfy seat, fills me with determination, "Damn, this looks really comfy. I really want to be like my ally right now" I think to myself as my energy flourishes anew and my efficiency practically DOUBLES.
Or maybe when I'm at college and my mind is too tired after facing a busy day and the loathsome rush hours (oh, how I despise those). It's the image of you seamlessly sleeping in your even-comfier bed, that makes me instantly focus, "Damn, look how carefree my ally is, unbothered by the daily hardships, such peace of mind is what I must strive to achieve" I think to myself and immediately lock in my studies, such motivation is so powerful that my grades have never been so high before I meet you. My report card can attest to that.
See? This is all YOU, my ally. Never underestimate your charisma again, keep your head high and proud in whatever comfy place you might be currently resting. As for me, I have finally arrived on the promised FRIDAY, and my weak flesh requires rest, it saddens me I don't have enough energy to show you more examples of your awesomeness but that's the limit of my spent creativity.
Before I forget
WHAT? I thought I was going to be the exact last member you guys needed! My heroically triumphantly late appearance might have happened way too soon, the plan was to wait until you guys were almost giving up and suddenly arrive to save the day... but now I'm looking stupid.almost at the required participation
Oh well, maybe I can still pull it off, I just need some alts...
Thoughts for future me, no kidding though, sleepy time now.