I was playing Team Fortress 2 and I was wondering how I would express my words of dominance over Touhou characters if I were to beat them in real life at Danmaku. Here are some of them.
To Yukari Yakumo: (Angrily) What? Didn't you have time to hide, you ugly rat?
(Laughing) This is what you deserve, you lying monster!
(Whispering) It's time for you to sleep now!
To Nitori Kawashiro: Explain to me, genius, how did you lose to an idiot?
(Sneer) Dude, why didn't you have the brains to invent something that could protect you from my projectiles!?
(Glee) I just invented an interesting invention, I call it a dodge.
To Kaguya Houraisan: In my short life, I've seen a lot of beautiful women and even made a long list for this, but accept my condolences, you're not there.
(Surprised) I don't understand those men who loved you.
You're mid — and not even in a good way. Accept it.
Pretty face, bad skills.
To Reisen Udongein Inaba: (laughing) Slim! Soldier!
Drop and give me push-ups!
(Sneer) Looking at your shooting skills, I can assume that you were the worst.
Why don't you desert here again like you did a long time ago?
To Eirin Yagokoro: (Glee) Do you want to know your diagnosis? You Have a Concussion!
(laughing evilly) I'm performing the operation today!
(Laughter) How does your own medicine taste?
To Marisa Kirisame: (Glee) Oh, are you really going to cry now?
Run and cry to your dad!
One, Two, Three ... I've already lost count of your defeats.
(evilly) Now I'll cure your Kleptomania.
You tried to steal my book ... Sorry, buddy, not in this life!
(sneer) Did I bury your ambition?
That's how my father taught me to deal with thieves.
To Yoshika Miyako: (Sarcasm) Hey Rotten! The cemetery is over there!
(Glee) Oh God, there's not a single living patch left on you! Hahahaha!
For Reimu Hakurei: Yeah, it's hard to miss your dumb head...
Think twice before you fight me!
This is what your laziness can lead to!
Here, take a coin, maybe it will comfort you somehow ...
Skill always beats luck.
To Yukari Yakumo: (Angrily) What? Didn't you have time to hide, you ugly rat?
(Laughing) This is what you deserve, you lying monster!
(Whispering) It's time for you to sleep now!
To Nitori Kawashiro: Explain to me, genius, how did you lose to an idiot?
(Sneer) Dude, why didn't you have the brains to invent something that could protect you from my projectiles!?
(Glee) I just invented an interesting invention, I call it a dodge.
To Kaguya Houraisan: In my short life, I've seen a lot of beautiful women and even made a long list for this, but accept my condolences, you're not there.
(Surprised) I don't understand those men who loved you.
You're mid — and not even in a good way. Accept it.
Pretty face, bad skills.
To Reisen Udongein Inaba: (laughing) Slim! Soldier!
Drop and give me push-ups!
(Sneer) Looking at your shooting skills, I can assume that you were the worst.
Why don't you desert here again like you did a long time ago?
To Eirin Yagokoro: (Glee) Do you want to know your diagnosis? You Have a Concussion!
(laughing evilly) I'm performing the operation today!
(Laughter) How does your own medicine taste?
To Marisa Kirisame: (Glee) Oh, are you really going to cry now?
Run and cry to your dad!
One, Two, Three ... I've already lost count of your defeats.
(evilly) Now I'll cure your Kleptomania.
You tried to steal my book ... Sorry, buddy, not in this life!
(sneer) Did I bury your ambition?
That's how my father taught me to deal with thieves.
To Yoshika Miyako: (Sarcasm) Hey Rotten! The cemetery is over there!
(Glee) Oh God, there's not a single living patch left on you! Hahahaha!
For Reimu Hakurei: Yeah, it's hard to miss your dumb head...
Think twice before you fight me!
This is what your laziness can lead to!
Here, take a coin, maybe it will comfort you somehow ...
Skill always beats luck.
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