Things I have said when playing with my friends:
"Oops, I shot the hostage again"
"Hey, watch this trick, (Distant Explosion)"
"I KILLED THE BABY AGAIN"
"Not even god is going to save you from me"
"How do you say blue in English?"
"I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure he is dead"
"You see guys, shooting someone does bring them back"
" *what can only be described as a Gibbon being chocked to death upon me winning a game* "
"How did you manage to park the car on the roof? "
"Oh for the love of god, don't penetrate me"
"Hmmm, It appears I am missing my arms"
" Would "
" Why are you staring at my ass?"
"Didn't we clear this roo- (Several Explosions)"
" I can grind all day and all night"
"Oops, I shot the hostage again"
"Hey, watch this trick, (Distant Explosion)"
"I KILLED THE BABY AGAIN"
"Not even god is going to save you from me"
"How do you say blue in English?"
"I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure he is dead"
"You see guys, shooting someone does bring them back"
" *what can only be described as a Gibbon being chocked to death upon me winning a game* "
"How did you manage to park the car on the roof? "
"Oh for the love of god, don't penetrate me"
"Hmmm, It appears I am missing my arms"
" Would "
" Why are you staring at my ass?"
"Didn't we clear this roo- (Several Explosions)"
" I can grind all day and all night"
”NAH WHY ARE YOU SAYING YOURE A GIRAFFE”
”spotless and clean!” (*in a fighter game, it wasn’t clean*)
”yall tap on the-“ *dead* “FUUUUUUU-”
”we gotta.. a number one victory royale yeah fortnite we bouta get down” (“SHUT THE HELL UP”)
”fps: 69”
”margatroid alice!”
”yes, why ask when you could FOCUS ON THE DAMN GAME-“ (“bro, there’s a dude behind you”)
”brohoooooo that was my kill!”
*punches bed* “chat, i can’t rn”
*silence* “can yall-“ (“BOOOOO YA SUCK”)