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#hub-donations

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// The Story so far (with some artistic changes)

Spoiler

Everything started when my godly frog was shocked by the bomb in her hat, which exploded, but she managed to get off the bus in time. THEN SUDDENLY exploding squids with guns and machetes, and tofu, attacked the sacred tree to obtain the power of ultimate power. However, Keanu Reaves using guns shooting Pepsi and drinking strong booze declared loudly, “Foolish fools!! That tree is indeed A Sudowoodo!”. Then the godly frog answered with “Objection! That’s my wife!”. She picked up the Sudowoodo and flew up to battle! Then Keanu pulled out his powerful finger guns and pointed at Suwako. Surprisingly, Sanae and Nitori screamed out, “Look out! Keanu’s booze is burning!”


The next day Suwako woke up quite confused about what chicken butts could do with genitals, but that wasn’t the reason the squids were pregnant. It was me, Dio! Suddenly Sanae got curious about who defeated Keanu, since Suwako annoyed Kanako because the Shrine got no money because of Keanu’s debauchery being poor quality shenanigans. Then everyone had died.


Although dead, life started again and normal people were bored. Suddenly, Keanu came driving a motorcycle up the mountain waterfall of BEER. “Look! that’s Leeroy Jenkins!”, he shouted.
Donald Trump doesn’t exist,
neither does George Bush. But surely Gensokyo exists, thus deducing that Beer was the best beer. Suddenly ZUN got deported because of illegal beer given by Leroy Jenkins. Because ZUN rides a Koenigsegg Agera in front of himself, Keanu Reeves was lolified and is spirited away again by Waluigi Jr.


Then the majestic idiot named Cirno started to worship Cookiezi because he’s clicking circles that has free rations, and so they continued to sing catchy music for days to summon the king of the debt collector in Gensokyo to collect protection money for Cirno, so she started to fly towards the sun together with the man named Icarus.


Suddenly, they found a philosopher’s stone and placed a tofu above it “This tofu is cooked with ice!” said Icarus while stripping the tofu of destiny “Icarus” Stop it! That tofu is not a normal tofu! It’s Geshtinanna!”, said the philosopher stone while summoning ‘Exodia, The Forbidden One’ who was very upset with Cirno, the new Geshtinanna. “Impossible!” said Exodia and thought that it will defeat Goku, but remembered the promise for Cirno. So Exodia banished him to the Land of Living Potatoes from Iceland. There he blew up himself, because of guilt for having an evoker with a faulty design that summoned hell here and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.


Everyone there became zombies wearing hats that belongs to Suika. “Hey! That is a lot of suffering. Me likey to have brand new Toyota AE86!” That boasts 4 ears and six rabbit ears that can detect casuals who’s been donating to JoJo fangroups rather than #hub-donations which is a new Hub that (...)

 

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in Gensokyo

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Wrong choice

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